Aha!

Hey!

You guys think you can come in here and mess around! I've got dibs here too you know. Just because your combined imaginative powers ammount to a pile of melted marshmallows doesn't mean you get to rule the pakistory!

Aha! Once more, I exclaim! Aha! !
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Aha!

....sigh, this poor thing is dead... sniff. Ok guys, we will be having a memorial service April 9th at approximately 11 pm EST. Matt, thats 8 am sharp on the 10th!

farwell fair blog... sniff*

Wits you want? Wits you shall have.

A battle of the wits? To the death? I accept.

We shall have four challenges in this battle of wits. I shall choose the first, you shall choose the second, I shall choose the third and the Urim and Purim shall choose the fourth.

That first challenge shall be thus:
Choose an object near your computer. Imagine that this object can think, see, hear, and feel. Describe what it is thinking, seeing, hearing, and feeling this very moment.

As for the blog, it was a mercy killing. .it's like finding a kitten with a fork stuck in his eye. .sure the kitten's cute and all. .but you need that fork. .and that kitten has to die.

As for the challenge. .I challenge you to a battle of the wits. .winner get to slay this blog.

Insubordination

I wonder, dear Ben, how it is that you think the right of killing this blog falls to you? I believe that this blog rests on my blogger account, does it not? I think in order for you to close this blog you must defeat me in some sort of hokey challenge.

I leave the rest to you.

Due to lack of interest, plot and anything remotely edifying I am declaring this blog officially closed.

There, go start a church or something.

ben